A bartender watches a very seductive looking blonde as she comes up to the bar. She smiles at him and asks to speak to the manager.

The bartender explains that the manager is out at the moment. He asks: " Can I help?" The blonde smiles seductively and says: "It's rather personal". The bartender is figuring on scoring and so he says to her:" I'm sure I can help with any problem you might have".

The blonde gives him another seductive smile and says" I'm sure you can. Would you give him a message?". The bartender assures her he will deliver any message. The blonde gives him her seductive smile again -and holds out two fingers to the bartender's mouth. He begins to suck on them and all the while thinking: " "I'm in!"

The blonde says: " Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies' room".