Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're
suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"
Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
And now somebody's suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them
fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that
true, Mista Lawyer?"
"That's the God's truth, Bubba."
An' that lady sued McDonald's for millions a' dollars when she was gave that
hot coffee that she ordered?"
Yep."
And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and
still couldn't read?"
That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
Well, I been thinkin' . . . What I want to know is this. Kin I sue
Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with ?"

OL~Joe
I never in my life went to bed with an ugly woman, But I sure as hell have woke uo with one!