A jaguar mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the engine of an E-type when he spotted a well known cardiac surgeon in the garage.
The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted out across the garage, “Hey Doc.... want to take a look at this?"


The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, “So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged and then put everything back in.

When I finished it worked just like new.

How is it then, that I make $60,000 a year – while you make $1.5 million when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiac surgeon paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic…


"Try doing it with the engine running!!"

Generally, they shut the heart down and use a heart Lung machine. I would call that cheating.

Grizz

I remember Zeig Zeigler commenting in one of his seminars years ago about not drinking. He said that most people when asked said it gave them an edge. His response was that if it works for you then it should work for everyone so before your open heart surgery you insist that the Dr. takes a drink.