I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really very nice, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing.” She then said, "That's what you did yesterday!”

I replied, "I WASN'T DONE , SO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW.”

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

I was actually pondering an age-old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?" Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts IS more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously have no experience with having a baby, here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child.”

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.

Just sent that to a friend that is at the hospital right now awaiting the birth of his son tonight.
That should give him pause and a good laugh.

Thank You.

If child birth was as bad as they say, there wouldn't be almost 8 billion people on this little planet.

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Originally posted by remshooter:
If child birth was as bad as they say, there wouldn't be almost 8 billion people on this little planet.

That is because putting them IN is the fun part!

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Originally posted by Saeed:
That is because putting them IN is the fun part!

It would become a little less fun if we ever stopped to think about the financial outlay for raising each kid! I had 5 so I know what I'm talking about.

Lucky for me, they're all gone from the house to make their own families now and are good citizens and actually like hanging with me and the wife, Bonus!

I'd rather my wife have the pain of childbirth than me have a kick in the nuts. LOL

Zeke

Some fool spent a lot to bring up Biden's press secretary. All that for nothing

lolblb, well, I must have missed something. What are you referring to + are you sure you're on the right forum?

Summer of 1970 first wife and I put on a small party.
Sis and brother in law were about to have their third. He made the comment: "we're gonna have more - kids are cheaper by the dozen"

Friend Dave Smith said; "like hell they are,
We have 12".

The very best decision I ever made was having my nuts cut. (Randy. I hear you agreeing).

It's a toss up if divorcing that lying bitch or joining the Army was second best.

The Army deal sure is paying off now with the medical problems and pension.

George

George, I damn sure do agree. I don't think about it much these days but after that nasty divorce it was on my mind constantly. If I had had a kid with her I would have had to see her at least once a month for 18 years + pay for the privlege.