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A circus manager placed an advertisement for a lion tamer and two people
showed up.

One is an athletic looking older man in his sixties and the other is a
gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one
ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're
history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try
out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the
gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant
and begins to charge her. When he's about half way there, she throws open
her coat to reveal a beautiful, naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
licking her ankles. He continues to lick her all over; her calves, then
her privates, her breasts and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
display like that in my life." He then turns to the older man and asks,
"Can you top that?"

The older man replies, "No problem. Just get that damn lion out of the
way."
 
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Very good Edmond.

A famous English comic called Max Miller told that one in about 1945.
 
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