A recently divorced man was walking down the beach when he saw something in the sand.

he dug it out and found it was a magic lamp.

With a few quick rubs out pops a genie. the genie said I'm no ordinary genie....
He said I'm allowed to grant you four wishes but he says whatever I grant you your ex mother in law will get double.

The man thanks do a self that's okay, and desides his first wish will be for 25 million dollars.

Genie says that will be fine but I must remind you your ex mother in law will receive 50 million dollars.

Man thinks to a self, that sucks, butt goes on to the second wish.

For a second wish the man decides that he would like to have large houses on both coasts.

The genie again reminds the man that his ex mother in law will get two large houses on both coasts.

Again the man thainks that sucks, good moves on to his third wish.

For his third wish the man asks for a new Lamborghini and an airplane and pilot every year.

Again the genie reminds him of the deal. And ask for his fourth wish.

The man thinks long and hard. what else can I ask for.

then it hits him!!!

He smiles and looks at the genie and says

"for my 4th wish, I want to be beat half to death!!!"