A gentelman enters a very fancy resturant and spots a stunning lady sitting all alone at a table.

Taking a table of his own,he calls for the waiter and ask that he take a bottle of their finest wine to the lady.

The lady,upon recieving the wine,took out a piece of paper and wrote a note to the man.The note said-Dear Sir,before I can accecpt this wine you must have a Mercedes in your garage,1 million dollars in your bank and 7 inches in your pants.

The man,somewhat taken aback wrote the lady a return note.It said Dear Madam,I have a Mercedes,a Ferrari and 3 Corvettes in my garage.I have over 20 million in my bank account-but I ain't cuttin 3 inches off of my pecker for no woman-keep the wine!

This must have happened in Texas.....