Metrosexual (met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle. What every female these days wants - a fag who likes to read and listens to their feelings and never tries to cum on their face.

Message for wives or girlfriends trying to get you to 'look your best':

1. The only product I'll ever put in my hair is shampoo.

2. The only time my hair is going to look messy is if I've been fighting or playing football or both.

3. Fuck the stock market. I could give a shit about the stock market. The stock market can suck my dick.

4. Just because I like to fuck you in the ass doesn't mean I want to have a three way with your gay palates partner.

5. I traded the subscription to GQ you gave me for X-Mas for Sports Illustrated.

6. The only thing I want from Banana Republic is a blow job from the hot female sales clerk.

7. Any formulation or derivation of coffee besides black is gay.

8. I don't have any use for a 'dinner' jacket.

9. SUV's are trucks with their balls cut off.

10. The next time you try to emasculate me by taking me to couples fondue or Oscar party you'll have to go to a monster truck rally with me wearing a t-shirt that says "FUCK CHEVY'S!"

The best definition I've ever heard of a "metrosexual" is a Homo in denial!

Toolmaker

So the PC term for Cityboys is Metrosexual now??

nah metro's is the PC term for guys who bat for both teams