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Ron's wife died when his son, Jack, was very young. He brought his son up, and never told him a lie. Except one. As Jack grew up, he started going to the town near by when he got teh chance. So his father told him to be careful not to drink when he was driving, and not to be taken by the young girls in town. "Son, you will get this incredible urge to get between their legs. Don't do it. They have teeth down there, and they will chop off your dick" He never doubted his father, and followed his advice. Eventually, the father died, and Jack met a very nice girl and they got married. His new wife was surprised that he did not do anything the first night. She thought he was just tired. This went on for a whole week. One night she had a shower, put on perfume, and lay in bed naked waiting for him. In he comes. She says "Jack, I have something for you here" Pointing between her thighs. "I know you do, but I am going there. You have teeth down there, and I do not wish to have my dick chopped off!" "There are no teeth down there! Why don't you have a look?" She opened her legs, and jack got down there to start his inspection. "You are right. There are no teeth. No surprise though, look at the state of your gums!" | ||
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 ...I say that hunters go into Paradise when they die, and live in this world more joyfully than any other men. -Edward, duke of York ". . . when a man has shot an elephant his life is full." ~John Alfred Jordan "The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance." Cicero - 55 BC "The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities." - Ayn Rand Cogito ergo venor- KPete “It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own self-interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.” ― Adam Smith - “Wealth of Nations” | |||
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Then there is the hairlip that was going to get married on Monday but wanted some pussy right now. He asks if he can feel it. NO,not till Monday.He asks can he see it.NO not till Monday.He says,baby can I at least sniff it? She sees no harm in that + says O.K. He takes a big draught + says,"G.D. baby,do you think it will keep till Monday?" Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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twoseventy: CLAIM: Quotation reproduces Roman statesman Cicero’s remarks about balancing the budget, reducing public debt, and curtailing foreign assistance. FALSE As we’ve noted many times in these pages, one common way in which people attempt to demonstrate the aptness of a particular social or political viewpoint is to put its expression into the mouth of a revered historical figure. Surely if one of great minds of our civilization, someone who lived hundreds (or even thousands) of years ago, said the very same thing we’re thinking today, then surely that’s proof we’ve hit upon some eternal truth that should be sagaciously heeded. In short, attributing apocryphal quotations to everyone from Confucius to Abraham Lincoln is an attempt to capitalize on the maxim that “great minds think alike.” Those words were never uttered by Cicero, however, and the reason no one ever quoted them as such until about fifty years ago is because they weren’t written until 1965. They sprang from the pen of Taylor Caldwell, a fiction writer best known for historical novels such as Captains and the Kings, her 1972 best-selling chronicle of the rise to wealth and power of an Irish immigrant named Joseph Francis Xavier Armagh (which was also made into a popular television mini-series in 1976). Peter. Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong; | |||
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Peter, you are right. It has not been shown that that the Romans did not discuss and try to remedy the economic fall of Rome by trying to rectify the budget, debt and foreign aid. Cicero should not have been referenced. ...I say that hunters go into Paradise when they die, and live in this world more joyfully than any other men. -Edward, duke of York ". . . when a man has shot an elephant his life is full." ~John Alfred Jordan "The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance." Cicero - 55 BC "The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities." - Ayn Rand Cogito ergo venor- KPete “It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own self-interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.” ― Adam Smith - “Wealth of Nations” | |||
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twoseventy, I have no doubt that these topics were discussed by the Romans, however, they were NOT the reason for the "fall of Rome", by which I mean the Western Empire. The Eastern Empire continued to exist for about another 1000 years. Peter. Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong; | |||
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