A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The
>husband,although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town
>and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,
>"Honey, I'll be right back..."
>
>"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
>
>"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
>
>The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
>refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer,brands from 12
>different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan,India, etc.
>
>The husband didn't know what to do and the only thing that he
>could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you
>know...they have frozen glasses..."
>
>He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
>saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug
>out of the freezer,so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
>
>The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar
>they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
>long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
>
>"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out
>15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings,pigs in
>blankets,mushroom caps,
>pork strips, etc.
>
>"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing,dirty
>words and all that..."
>
>"You want dirty words, cutie pie?... "LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD!
>DRINKYOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR
>MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS,BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT,ASSHOLE?"
>...and, they lived happily ever after.