One day a cowboy was roundin up cattle as he was going up a hill about half way up there was a rattle snake his horse jumped and he pulled his pistol to shoot the snake the snake screamed wait i will give you three wishes if you dont shoot me. the cowboy says its a deal his first wish was to have good looks the second was to have big bulgy muscles. then he had to think about the third one after about a minute the cowboy goes i wish i had a tool like this here horse im sittin on. the snake goes alright your wishes are granted so he gallops as fast as he can back the the his cabin he runs in and looks in a mirror he has good lucks and big muscles. he was getting really excited now and he rips off his wranglers he wasw silent for a minute then he went o my gosh i was ridin the mare.

well that surprised me;I was thinking gelding.

N/C..And your preference would be???

None of the above! Sorry Monty,I don't even want to see door # 3!

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