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Seems that Bill had to have a parrot, but lacking sufficient funds settled for a bargin bird. Upon arrival in Bill's appartment the parrot began to speak and a long shoreman would certainly blanch at the outpouring of obsenity. Bill was taken aback and tried to reason with "Polly" Also he tried to be nice to the bargin bird, but "Polly" would have none of that. In desperation Bill took "Polly" and stuffed him in the freezer a brief while. "Polly" being an observant bird noted a froozen chicken in the frig. After a short while Bill began to worry about his bargin birdy and took "Polly" out of the freezer. Bill sternly told "Polly" that he would have to be more courteous and better mannered. "Polly" after a breif while said "OKay, but one question if I may? What did the chicken do?"






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