>> Did you ever wonder why there are no dead
>> penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?
>>
>> Wonder no more!!!!!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very
>> ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The
>> penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well
>> as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout
>> its life.
>>
>> If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family
>> and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their
>> vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird
>> to be rolled into, and buried.
>>
>> The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
>>
>> "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
>> "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
>>

Ever think about getting out a bit? Maybe to Phoenix for a little golf?

Theres the joke that Garrison Keillor tells about the 2 penguins on the iceberg. One says to the other,"You look like you're wearing a tuxedo." The other replies "Who says I'm not?"