This fellow is out duck hunting and spots this terrific dog braving all conditions to bring back the kill that his master had shot.

So at the end of the shoot he goes over to the dog’s owner to compliment him on having such a well trained dog, with the intent of getting one himself.

The owner is a dry old bugger from the outback and not too talkative. When the stranger said “good dog you have thereâ€

“Yep†was the reply

“Breed him yourself†he asked

“Nope†came the reply

“Would you consider selling him?†he asked

“Nope†came the reply again

Now desperate to get a conversation going with old fellow he spotted the dog doing the natural doggy thing and licking his genitals, so he says to the old fellow.

“You know, I’d give a thousand dollars if I could do thatâ€

The old fellow says

“Well alright go ahead then, but make sure you pat him firstâ€!!

THat is hilarious! I intend to steal this one and tell it as my own.