Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which

said: Two Prostitutes - $50.00 . A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and

told them they'd either have to remove

the sign or go to jail. At that

time, another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves." One of the girls

asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?" "Well, that's a little

different," the officer said.

"Their sign pertains to religion." The

following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving

around with a large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest until he

read their new

sign: Two Fallen Angels-Seeking Peter --

$50.

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