In da beginning dere was nuttin, see

Den on da first day God created da U.P., eh?

On da second day He created da partridge, da deer, da bear, da fish, an da ducks ya know

On da turd day He said, "Let dere be YOOPERS to roam da U.P."

On da fourth day He created da udder world down below and on da fifth day He said," Let dere be TROLLS to live in da world down below."

On da sixth day He created 'DA BRIDGE' so da TROLLS would have a way to get to Heaven, see.

God saw dat it was good and on da seventh day He went huntin!!

Hi Clem what is a Yooper??

Sorry. The state of Michigan has two parts, the lower penninsula - shaped like a hand and the Upper Penninsula - shaped like a shark. The Upper Penninsula is also known as the U.P. and the people who live there Yoopers - kind of like hillbillies from the frozen North. I suppose it is hard to appreciate the humor unless you are from or have spent time in the Great Lakes region of the U.S.

Hey Clem, I miss Fred Trost! derf

Some day I'd like to see his museum.

Yoopers, pronounced You-purrs, as opposed to Trolls dat lives below da bridge eh?

TG the troll from the Sunrise Side.

Oh ya, yooo betcha!

Thanks Clem, we have something similar down here it's called Tasmania!

All this time I thought that a Yooper was a member of a band.....Least that`s what they said at the "Tourist Trap"

oof daa!