“I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex," screamed his wife.
"I'm really disappointed in you."
"You can hardly blame me," he answered.
"It's not like I was getting any sex from you.”
"Well that's your fault," she replied.
“You never told me you were willing to pay for it.”

There is a major difference. Hookers are a pay as you go program. Wives just say, "honey I'm glad we have a joint checking account..."

I don't think it is pay as you go.....rather pay as you (Opposite of go)

I had a good friend who's wife got very angry because he kept writing checks to "Cash" and entering ME for the description in the checkbook. She finally went into a tirade and demanded to know what he did with the money, dozens of entries, $30 here and $20 there. He explained, "Well, every night you got angry with me and wouldn't give me any loving I went out and got ME some love for $30 and then got ME some more $20." A divorce quickly followed.

We paid the hooker so she would leave after sex.

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Originally posted by WoodHunter:
We paid the hooker so she would leave after sex.

EXACTLY!

You don't pay a prostitute for what she does, you pay her to leave.

why not just say "get out of my car...".

"prostitute - the only thing that can save man from a woman".(с)(Victor Pelevin)