THE JEWISH MISTRESS
A Jewish husband and wife were having
dinner at a very fine restaurantwhen this
absolutely stunning young woman comes
over to their table, gives the husband a big
open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see
him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says,
"Who was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife.
"I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband,
"but remember, if we get a divorc it will mean
no more shopping trips to Paris,nomore
wintering in Barbados, no more summers in
Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and
no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." FOR SHE PAY'S FOR ALL OF THESE THING'S

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant
with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Moishe?"asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.