WOW !!!! Only in Arizona !!!! You will not believe what just happened ... I pulled into Circle K this morning to get a soda. When I walked up I noticed these two deputies watching a black woman who was smoking while fueling up. I saw her and was like, "hmm what an idiot...with the popo right there too!" But anyways, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out I hear someone screaming. I look outside and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around and just going crazy! I ran outside and the deputies had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out. When out of no where, they put handcuffs on her and were putting her in the police car! I was thinking, 'She shouldn't have been smoking & pumping gas!' But, being the concerned citizen that I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for, figuring that catching her arm ablaze would be punishment enough. He looked me dead in my eye and said ...
'WAVING A FIREARM' ???

Sorry, that's BAD.

Grizz

Yeah but funny though.

I would modify the joke something like this:

replace "black woman" with "black man"
replace "firearm" with "fireballs"

Jiri

Good One!!