There was a farmer that had a pet rooster that he took everywhere with him. One day, he and his rooster went to see a movie, but the gal at the window selling tickets would not let him into the movie with his rooster. The farmer went arond the corner and stuck the rooster into his overalls, and then went back and got into the movie theater. He sat down by 2 old women and was watching the movie. Soon the rooster began squirm around in his overalls, so he unbuttoned his fly so the rooster could stick his head out. After a bit, One of the the old women turned to the other and said," I'm sitting by a purvert, this man next to me has his dick out!" The old woman who was with her said, "don't worry about it, you have seen plenty of dicks in your time." The other old woman said, "I have, but this one is eating my popcorn!"