Q: What is a redneck virgin?
A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers

Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?
A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Q: What do rednecks and KFC have in common?
A: They do chicken right.

Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.
A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.

Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: Because he coundn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Q: What does a redneck say after sex?
A: Thanks Mom.

Q: How do you know when a redneck has her period?
A: She's only wearing one sock.

Q: How do you kill a redneck?
A: Wait 'till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house.

Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.