Oldie but goodie...And to be honest the oldies are starting to seem new to me. My memory is going to the dogs at 43

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Boy!...are you in trouble if your wife ever sees that one!!

You heard about the newlyweds that did'nt know the difference between vasaline + putty?....... Their windows fell out.

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You heard about the newlyweds that did'nt know the difference between vasaline + putty?....... Their windows fell out.

Took me a minute to get that but laughed out loud when i did

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Originally posted by Gayne C. Young:
Oldie but goodie...And to be honest the oldies are starting to seem new to me. My memory is going to the dogs at 43

Well they say one nice thing about getting older is that the jokes are funny every time!