A lonely woman is looking for an unusual pet. The pet store owner brings her a frog and says, "This frog has been trained to perform cunnilingus. Just �500.00!" The woman buys the frog, takes it home, lies on the floor with her legs open. The frog does nothing. The woman angrily returns to the pet store and complains about the frog's non-performance.

"Show me what you did," says the pet store owner. So the woman lies on the floor with her legs open. The frog just sits there. The pet store owner moves over to the woman, puts his face between her legs, and yells to the frog, "All right, you little bastard, this is the last time I am showing you!"

I wonder how many times the pet store owner had to show the frog how to do it?

Are you sure you're "British"? Didn't British missionaries go around the world educating "us lesser breeds" that only the "missionary position" was permissible?