NEWARK. A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone, and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.

OH, YEAH!!!! But our President is not an idiot, nor is the Senator a traitor. Kerry has, however, allowed his lust for higher office to subvert his honesty and whatever remains of his integrity.

But still, great comeback!!!!!