The Holy Land

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
home. The undertaker asked, "why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
spend only $150.00?"

The man replied, "a man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."


Mother-in-law in Holy land

It's like I've always said "What price do you put on happiness" .The day my mother in law crosses the styx I swear i'm goin to drive a wooden stake into her heart & drag the coffin into day light!Just to make sure that shes not tring to get me complacent!!!!!!!!!!

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It's like I've always said "What price do you put on happiness" .The day my mother in law crosses the styx I swear i'm goin to drive a wooden stake into her heart & drag the coffin into day light!Just to make sure that shes not tring to get me complacent!!!!!!!!!!

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