Mexican Jews

Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?"
Al replied, "I don't know. Let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter said, "I don't know, senor. I'll ask the cooks."
He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said, "No, sir, no
Mexican Jews."
Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"
The waiter said, "I'll will check again, senor" and went back into the kitchen.
While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there
are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."
The waiter returned and said, "Senor, the head cook said there are no
Mexican Jews."
"Are you certain?" Al asked once again. "I can't believe
There are no Mexican Jews!"
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter. "All we have is
Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Grape Jews!"

Good One.Never Saw It Coming!!