She offered her honor

I honored her offer

And all night long

I was honor and offer

Here I sit tired and hot trying to hide till 3:00

They paint these walls to stop my pen
but the shithouse poet strikes again.

Those who write on shit house walls,
Roll their shit into little balls.
And those who read these words of wit,
eat those little balls of shit.

Osama Binladen is living proof that Muslims F*ck sheep

Here's another one....

The flies are buzzing about my head
while i'm shitting in this plastic shed.
The gnats are feasting on my balls...
So i'm writting faster-
to cover these walls!

Here I sit,
Sly and artful.
Got in free,
Shit a cartfull.

I don't go out with girls anymore
I live a life of danger
I'm sitting here playing with myself
I'm an Army Ranger!!

Cengel:

Either you are a Ranger or your MOS was 745 (in my time -rifleman - guess what kind of outfit) BTW, I may as well add to the literature: " Some come here to sit and think. I come here to shit and stink".

Another couple of good ones-

The time in here took it's toll
when some S.O.B. stole the roll.
Next time I visit I'll have a plan-
when there's no paper, I'll use my hand!

I came in here to try and hide-
the stain in my shorts was brown and wide.
I scraped and struggled, began to tire-
if nothing else works- let's try fire!

Ah..sh*thouse humor...the very first one i memorized...age 9

If your hose is short and your pump is weak
you'd better get close or you'll piss on your feet

I came, I saw, I puked
Please, if it's not too much trouble
FLUSH

leadfoot

Some come here to sit and think
Others come to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the bullshit on the walls

Here's one from the Marine's shitters....

Here's to the girl I love best
I love her best when she's undressed.
I'd fuck'er standin', I'd fuck'er lyin'-
if she had wings i'd fuck'er flyin'.
Then when she is dead and long forgotten-
Hell.... I'll dig her up and fuck'er rotten!

When I was going to trade school for welding we saw this in a stall:

Here I sit on the shitter, giving birth to another pipefitter

Here's one I have only seen once, at Texas A & M, which is an engineering and ROTC university:

The angle of the dangle
plus
The heat of the meat
equals
The mass of the ass.

I saw this one above the urinal in a bar:
No matter how good looking she is
Somebody, somewhere is tired of her shit!

I hate to shock you on the throne
You're not in this stall alone
Don't try to stand up on the seat
The crabs in here can jump six feet
If you think thats really high
Try the next stall
The bastards fly!

From the days of the pay-toilet:

Here I sit, broken-hearted,
Paid my dime but only farted.
Next time that I come to sit,
I'll make damned sure I hafta shit.

And a random bit of prose I saw once:

The penis.....mightier than the sword.

Seen in a campground toilet....
I've shit in England and I've shit in France
but before I shit in here again, I'll shit in my damn pants.

Another bathroom joke;

Q. Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?

A. They're full of Iranian semen.