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I went through one of those full-body scans at LaGuardia. Most humiliating experience of my life.

The female TSA told me to walk into the scanner. The machine started its buzzing and whizzing. The female TSA agent called over two other female TSA agents. They kept looking at the screen with their jaws dropped open, then looking at me like I was a piece of candy.

After five minutes of this, people in line started to complain because the line was being held up. The female TSA told me to pull to the side of the line because they had further questions for me. At this point, I thought I couldn't feel anymore humiliated, but I was wrong.

The female TSA agent pulls me to the side then asks me out on a date. She said I have what she needs and she needs it bad.

I walked away totally humiliated.
 
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Is somebody proud of their complaint????



I'm just saying..............


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Did you forget to put your wallet in the tray? Big Grin
 
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The female TSA agent pulls me to the side then asks me out on a date. She said I have what she needs and she needs it bad.

Don't you just love it when a guy starts to believe his on line of crap.(or should I say dreams) Big Grin


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Don't be embarrassed, some women need smaller sized you-know-whats.
 
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I went through one of those full-body scans at LaGuardia. Most humiliating experience of my life.

The female TSA told me to walk into the scanner. The machine started its buzzing and whizzing. The female TSA agent called over two other female TSA agents. They kept looking at the screen with their jaws dropped open, then looking at me like I was a piece of candy.

After five minutes of this, people in line started to complain because the line was being held up. The female TSA told me to pull to the side of the line because they had further questions for me. At this point, I thought I couldn't feel anymore humiliated, but I was wrong.

The female TSA agent pulls me to the side then asks me out on a date. She said I have what she needs and she needs it bad.

I walked away totally humiliated.



I know EXACTLY what you mean! ....happens to me all the time .... Dr.s office, veterinarian, supermarket meat counter, McDonald's, state tax office (REALLY bad there, takes me 3 hours to get out of there!!.....totally exhausted) and Walgreens ....that's murder ....you know they have a backroom men's room....darkish hallway....lockable.... well, I seem to NEVER get out of there!!! ....between the lady pharmacist and the stock-girls ....it's just awful!!!....I'm losing weight steadily.....equilibrium shot ....burns when I pee .... starting to hate spaghetti ..... wife and girl-friend getting REEEEELY pissed-off.... no solution in sight....
 
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They were probably talking about his wallet.


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Jealousy can be such an ugly emotion Big Grin


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Posts: 1582 | Location: Arizona and Nevada since 1979. | Registered: 19 December 2005Reply With Quote
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Don't be embarrassed, some women need smaller sized you-know-whats.



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Next time put your torch in your carry-all, not in your y- fronts Big Grin Cool


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nuf said!


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First i`ve always believed if a tail is so tall I can`t see it its probably not true.

Second the smile on that guy is kind of scary but I guess some people enjoy grabbing another man`s balls in public I always though that was called sexual harrasment


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The newwest pedaphile pick-up line, "Let's play airport" shocker

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Alright, You guys need to cut the TSA people some slack- its not easy !! Here- Try it!!
http://www.shockwave.com/gamel.../airportsecurity.jsp
 
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