The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person,

'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95,

Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95,

and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's new House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, Ken's farm and even a key chain made with Ken's balls............

Barbie might be an air head but she obviously had a good lawyer....

Good lawyer? Nonsense. All of that is standard. Now the balls......
Peter.

And that is why our courthouses are now infested w/ metal detectors + about 20 cops on the payrole for no other purpose than trying to look tough + generally fxxking w/ the citizens (who they don't associate themselves as a part of.)Folks are pissed at lawyers + the legal (not justice) system. 30 years ago we never needed armed guards in the courthouse;+ don't get me wrong,this is not about Abdul,it's about people getting tired of being fxxked out of their property.

You left out the vulgar, but funniest part of the joke. "And she comes with GI JOE". Wait, I thought Barbie comes with Ken? No, she used to live with Ken, but she always came with GI Joe."

Ha. Barbie is like Zsa Zsa Gabor:

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house!

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's new House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, Ken's farm and even a key chain made with Ken's balls............


You forgot "G.I. Joe"

When I went through my last divorce 11 years ago,thank GOD that my ex was'nt aware of the lawyer Becky Beaver. She is truly a ball cutter + will also relieve you of everything else.She is legend + a 100% success rate in Austin.As a community service I pass this info on to you;do not ever let your wife hear her name.She is a vicious cunt with no more ajenda than to destroy everything a man owns.