The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they
would someday end up destroying the whole world.

So, they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a
duel of two, like David and Goliath.

This "duel" would be a dog fight.

The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the
best fighting dog they could.

The dog that won the fight would earn its people the right to rule the
disputed areas.

The losing side would have to lay down its arms for good.

The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the
world.

They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the
meanest Siberian wolves.

They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter, fed it
the best food and killed the remainder of the litter.

They used steroids and award winning trainers in their quest for the
perfect killing machine.

After the 5 years were up, they had a dog that needed steel prison bars
on its cage to keep it captive.

Only the best expert trainers could handle this incredibly nasty and
ferocious beast.

When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Israelis showed
up with a very strange-looking animal, a Dachshund that was 12 feet long!

Everyone at the dogfight arena felt sorry for the Israelis.

No one there seriously thought this weird, odd-looking animal stood
any chance at all against the snarling beast over in the Arab camp.

The bookies took one look, gave the Israeli dog odds of 50 to 1 and boldly
predicted that the Arab dog would win in less than a minute.

As the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly waddled toward the center of
the ring.

The Arab dog leaped from its cage and charged the giant wiener-dog.

As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened
its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast whole in one bite.

There was nothing left but a small puff of fur from the Arab killer
dog's tail floating to the ground.

The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media
personnel let out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise.

The Arabs approached the Israelis, muttering and shaking their heads in
disbelief.

"We do not understand," said their leader, "Our top scientists and
breeders worked for 5 long years with the meanest, biggest
Dobermans, Rottweilers and Siberian wolves, and they developed an
incredible killing machine of a dog!"

The Israelis replied. "Well, for 5 years, we have had a combined team of
Jewish plastic surgeons from Boca Raton and Burbank working to make an
alligator look like a Dachshund."


George

brutal...