an old bull and a young bull were on a hill overlooking a meadow full of good looking cows and heifers.

The young bull says: "let's run down there and breed one of 'em"

Old bull: "nah, let's casually walk down there and breed 'em all"

The guy that first told me that joke later fathered a child at 65.


He was a big old fart engineer from Montana named Bob.

His young wife went off to work, and old Bob was stuck with the todler.

Hey Bob, ha ha.