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A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
Went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn
about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly
to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their "wee wees"
to direct the flow.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well
endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You
must be in the 5th grade."
"No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the
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