TOP SIGNS YOU'RE A SLUT.....

You become a K-Y spokesperson.

Having two tampons in at the same time doesn't bother you.

You go through a Sealy Mattress every week.

You have to go across the border for a Pap Smear.

When they change your area code to 6969.

Tetracycline is your best friend.

McDonald's calls you "The Happy Meal".

It takes 2 douches and a spatula at shower time.

When you've got a "Take a Number" machine at your front door.

When you get hemorrhoids on you shoulders.

Your day starts and ends by rolling over.

When the sperm bank calls for remnant samples.

When you're wearing more latex than spandex.

When your ceiling mirrors fog.

When they install a revolving door at your apartment.

When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door.

Madonna comes to you for pointers.

When he doesn't even have to buy you a soft drink.

When you have a room key to every hotel in town.

Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights.

The only place you haven't had sex is on the moon.

When a men's prison becomes a vacation "hot spot"

When it only takes 2 licks to get to the center of a Blow Pop.

When you and your cat have the same tongue consistency.

When other women begin to call you "Man's Best Friend".