Bubba liked to frequent the old simming hole but was never able to attract any girls. He decided to ask his good buddy BillyBob for advice."It's those big baggy swimming trunks that you wear, they make you look like an old fool, they are out of style. Your best bet is to get you a pair of them there Speedos, get'em about two sizes to little and stick a fist sized tater down inside them. I'm telling you man, them babes will be all over you."

The following weekend, Bubbba hits the swimming hole in his spanking new speedos, and his fist size potato.
All the girls in the swimming hole start screaming and running out of the water. Everyone else gets out of the water, and they are all giving Bubba disgusting looks and turning away laughing. Bubba went back and found his buddy BillyBob, and asked,"whats wrong now, I did just what you said."

"Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy Bob, " The tater goes down in front!"