car in the
> woods?
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> Little Johnny watched
> his Daddy's' car pass by the school playground and
> go
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> into the woods. Curious, he followed the car a and saw Daddy
> and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
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> Little Johnny found
> this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he
> ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mom,
> I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into
> the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
> giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off
> her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
> then Aunt Jane
>
> ...At this point Mommy
> cut him off and said, ' Johnny , this is such an
> interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for
> supper time. I want
> to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it
> tonight.'
>
> At the dinner table
> that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
> Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I
> saw my Daddy's
> car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look
> and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her
> take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
> pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same
> thing that Mommy and Uncle
> Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.'
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> Mommy
> fainted!
> Moral:
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> Sometimes you need to
> listen to the whole story Before you
> interrupt!
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Woooooo Hooooo!!Good One!!