A man finds out from his doctor that he has six months to live. Worried about his very short time left and wondering how he could get more from what is left of his life, he asks his pastor what he could do. His pastor ponders a moment and then says, “You need to buy a Dodge truck, marry a loose woman and then move to western Oklahoma.”

The man asked,”Will this make me live longer?”

The Pastor replies, “No, but your last days will seem like an eternity.”