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Senator Hillary Clinton and former Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men seeking sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he was last." Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's 'politically correct' for ugly as a mud fence) does not mean I don't have to fight off occasional unwelcome advances." Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?" Janet: "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might, tense, and squeeze to break wind as loud and hard as I can." That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving gas all day long and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sound you could imagine. Bill rolled over and said, "Janet, is that you?" NRA Life ASSRA Life DRSS Today's Quote: Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime. | ||
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Oh goody, a fart joke. This is similar to an old one that referred to Wilt Chamberlain. It was a pretty lame joke, so I won't repeat it. Maybe some other readers remember it. | |||
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There's a version with LBJ, Lady Bird, and Bubba Smith also. ______________________ RMEF Life Member SCI DRSS Chapuis 9,3/9,3 + 20/20 Simson 12/12/9,3 Zoli 7x57R/12 Kreighoff .470/.470 We band of 9,3ers! The Few. The Pissed. The Taxpayers. | |||
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And a version with Jimmy/Mrs Carter and Jim Brown | |||
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