A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WHO
WAVES
> > AT
> > HIM
> >> AND SAYS HELLO.
> >>
> >> HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER
> > FROM,
> >> SO HE SAYS, "DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE REPLIES, "I THINK
YOU'RE
> > THE
> >> FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."
> >>
> >> NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL
TO
> > HIS
> >> WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR
PARTY
> > THAT
> >> I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH, WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE
> > YOUR
> >> PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT IN MY
> > BUTT?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> SHE SAID, "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER"
> >