Your chuckle for today……..


After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked
his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and
down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then
suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded:
'I found the remote.'

he never heard the shot that killed him!

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I did not see that coming! That WAS funny!
Peter.

Have you fact checked it yet?


I heard they where only married 48 years......

Nope! You see, the man was not identified, neither was the woman. However, the post that you do not seem to have forgotten said:
"This is an actual letter..."
There was a claim that the event actually happened, with names, dates and locations. The post above, made no such claim. I really doubt whether you can understand the difference but I tried.
Peter.