A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope.
He became very depressed because he loved to play golf.
One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide and end it all.
He got on an elevator and went to the top of the garage building to jump off.

He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man down on the
sidewalk skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels.
He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.

He started thinking, 'What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself? I
still have one good arm to do things with.'

He hurried down to the sidewalk and caught up with the man with no arms.

He told him how glad he was to see him because he was going to kill himself.
He thanked him for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with
one arm if the guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels
again.

He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

He said, "I'm NOT happy.........My balls itch!"

Heart-warming stories like this, just brings a tear to my eye.

Good One !!