GIRLFRIENDS

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for
dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy
Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00
between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives
on that street and they might see him and they can ride their bikes
there.

10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap,
they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there
were lots of cute guys.

At 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should
meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right
near the gym and if they go late enough, there wouldn't be too many
whiny little kids.

At 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should
meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the
waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

At 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should
meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the food there was reasonable, the wine list
was good, they had windows that open in case of a hot flash, and fish
is good for your cholesterol.

At 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should
meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the
Ocean View restaurant because lighting was good and they have an early
bird special.

At 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should
meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the
Ocean View restaurant because food was not too spicy, the restaurant
was handicapped accessible and they even had an elevator!

At 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should
meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the
Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.