THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton

Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
By Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman

THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
By Dr. J.. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
By Ted Kennedy

MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton with introduction
By the Rev. Jesse Jackson

AND, JUST ADDED:
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi

How about, " A History of Italian Naval Victories in the 19th and 20th Centuries" ?

I just sent this list to the school librarian where I work. She said she didn't have ANY of those on the shelf, but she would be willing to order if they ever become available.

She thought they were kinda funny, so did I. Keep em coming, it gets me through the day.

Polish wit and wisdom.