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Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were >quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual >comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was >performing their >colonoscopies: > > 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone > before! > > > 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" > > > 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" > > > 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" > > > 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." > > > 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" > > > 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." > > > 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" > > > 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! > > > 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." > > > 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" > > > 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." > > > And the best one of all.. > > > 13. "Could you write a note to my wife saying that my head is not up > there?" "Science only goes so far then God takes over." | ||
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