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Boudreaux he at it again! Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta dem night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a BIG snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to steal dat froggie from dat snake. Dat snake, he be a BIG cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux had to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabb him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, he hada real good grip on his haid, yeh. Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a dat Tennessee hillbilly moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou, den he go back to fish'n. A while go by, den Boudreaux dun feel sumpin atappin' on his barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin, wif two more frogs! Life's Good! | ||
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