A married couple was vacationing in India They were touring around a busy
Bombay marketplace looking at the goods when they passed this small sandal
shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, "You
foreigners! Come in! Come into my humble shop!"

The married couple walked in. The Indian man said to them, "I have some
special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild and
crazy at de sex, just like great desert camel."

Well, the wife's eyes lit up as her husband wasn't exactly the sex god
that he thought he was. The husband felt he really didn't need them, but
asked out of curiosity, "How on earth can a pair of sandals turn somebody
into a sex freak?"

The Indian man replied, "Please kind sir, just try dem on."

The husband, after some pleading from his wife, finally gave in and tried
them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look
in his eyes-something his wife hadn't seen in years!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him over
a table, yanked down his pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian
man's thighs. The Indian then began screaming.





"YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!"