Four businessmen are sitting on a Seattle to Hong Kong flight and begin talking. They get a table and start playing cards. The first one says to the rest "I have made a study of business men from all over the US, and find that I can predict where they went to school.". The other three ask him to prove it. He looks at the first, and says "You went to Princeton.". The guys says "that's right! How did you know?". The first says "you have the slight reserve one commonly finds in Ivy League educated men.".
He then turns to the second man and says "You, on the other hand, went to Stanford.". The second man, amazed, says "Wow, you are correct. How on earth could you tell?".
He explains, you have that west coast style about you, intense, but laid back at the same time.".

They play a couple more hands of cards, and finally the last man asks "So, where did I go to school?". The first replies "That's easy. You went to Oklahoma.". The fellow says, "amazing, how could you tell?".
The first guy says "Really easy; I saw your class ring while you were picking your nose!".

Rich

Yep, kinda like being able to tell a fellow is from SW Idaho, the sheep get nervous. Go Cowboys!

feel free to substitute your worst rival in place of _____. It was just the first thing that came to mind. Okay, how 'bout the jayhawks?

Rich

Nice

Hey - I was born a Jayhawk, and I live in Oklahoma, but I pick my nose without a class ring on!