One day grandpa is out on the porch sipping a cold beer.
Little Johnny: "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"

Grandpa: Well, can your penis touch your asshole?"

Little Johhny: "Why ,no..."

Grandpa: "Well, when it does, you'll be old enough to have a beer.

Later on Grandpa is smoking a cigar. Ofcourse little Johnny asks Grandpa for a puff.

Grandpa responds with the same question, and ofcourse little Johnny admits that NO, his penis does'nt reach his asshole.

An hour later, little Johnny is out on the porch eating a plate of delicious cookies. Well Grandpa eyes them up and asks Johnny for one.

Johnny: "Well Grandpa, can YOUR penis touch your asshole?"

Grandpa proudly: "Why yes it can!"

Johnny: "Good, then go fuck yourself, cause Grandma made these for me..."


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