TWO 74-year-old men, who had known each other since elementary school, were talking. One of the men asked the other, “So, Pete, how is your sex life?” Pete answered, “Oh nothing special. I am having Social Security Sex.” Howard taken aback asked, “WHAT the heck is that?” Pete explained, “Oh you know, I get a little each month, but NOT ENOUGH to live on.”
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Oh now that is funny. Or would be if it weren`t true. Kind regards,
carpediem
No politician who supports gun control should recieve armed protection paid for by those he is trying to disarm.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways-scotch in one hand-Chocolate in the other-body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WHOO-HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!"
Thanks For the Giggle!!
