Man comes home from work tired + ready for a beer,paper,+ relax the back.Wife comes in and says "You need to leave,I'm having a bunch of the girls over for a cocktail party!"He refuses to leave his own home so she says that as long as he will behave he can stay (happens all the time).The annointed hour arrives + she is in the kitchen making H'dourves + telling him to go out + entertain the lady's until she arrives.She comes out of the kitchen to find an empty room,except for her husband. "WHERE ARE THE LADIES?"she screamed.To which he replied,"They asked for cocktails,I told them a few + they got up+ left."

Then The Fight Started. Good One.