Murphy's Lesser Known Laws:





1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.



11. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.

12. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Very true.

God bless Murphy and all the rest of we poor peasants!

The good wiper blade is on the passenger side.

Build a man a fire and you keep him warm for a day.

Set a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

Murphy And Darwin Must Have Been Related.

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Originally posted by Moremonte:
Murphy And Darwin Must Have Been Related.

No they are not.

Murphy was Irish.

Darwin was English!

Saeed - Darwin would not drink Irish whiskey. I wouldn't have him in my house.
Thomas Murphy
(My cousin in Belfast is a tail gunner on a bread truck.)

I get a laugh each time I meat an Irish person.

I tell them they are my favorite nationality!

We wouldn't have anyone to laugh at without the Irish!

Some of them have adopted me as an honorary Irish!